4 Apr 2009 – Punch line to the Punks
Received this just as I started with my tax… put a 🙂 on my face and that is a good way to start with my tax! Have a good weekend and hope that most of you have completed your tax…
I took my dad to a fair the other day to enjoy the beautiful weather. We decided to grab a bite at a food stall. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, yellow, orange and blue.
My dad kept staring at her. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, she sarcastically asked:
‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?’
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
‘Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.’
But in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes – Benjamin Franklin