To my Ageless Friends/Part 1…

9 Feb 2012 – These are just too funny…

Are you Over the Hill? You may be headed that way if . . .

  •  You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
  • You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any.
  • At the breakfast table, you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re not eating cereal.
  • Your back goes out but you stay home.
  • You wake up looking like your driver’s license photo.
  • It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
  • When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
  • When happy hour is a nap… 

to be continued!

Alzheimer’s Test: How fast can you guess these words?

1. F_ _K

2. PU_S_

3. S_X

4. P_N_S

5. BOO_S

6. _ _NDOM

Answers in next posting…

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one – Dr. Seuss