6 Feb 2010 – Check the following website
Thank you to Eleanor YAP for a well-written article and for wanting to include me on her site.
Q & A for the ageless… ie over 60s 🙂 Have a wonderful weekend.
Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are interesting? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do? A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A : Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses? A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: I remember these!