Ageless

6 Feb 2010 – Check the following website

http://www.agelessonline.net/life/tracing-your-roots

Thank you to Eleanor YAP for a well-written article and for wanting to  include me on her site.

Q & A for the ageless… ie over 60s ūüôā ¬†Have a wonderful weekend.

Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are interesting?  A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do? ¬†A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband? ¬†A: Tell him you’re pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? ¬†A: The next time you’re in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking? ¬†A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?  A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?  A : Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?  A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores? A: I remember these!