24 Jun 2009 – A Picture & 12 Lines to make you smile
1. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
2. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
3. Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
4. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
5. I’m not a complete idiot – some parts are just missing.
6. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
7. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
8. Being ‘over the hill’ is much better than being under it!
9. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
10. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
11. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
12. I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.
Needed those lines as the energy level (physical & mental) is at one of it’s lowest point…