16 Jun 2009  –  Seniors at Walmart

Linn is back in the hospital due to pains. CAT scan did not show anything serious, just bloated with air which has caused her much discomfort. Probably has an infection but they are not sure where; received antibiotics last night and staying another night in the hospital.

John, youngest driver with Ms Nancy, a senior instructor with an injured foot! Was carded for buying beer at Walmart… compliment but more likely cashier with poor eye sight 🙂

Amy & Nancy, two senior divorcee, are talking.  

Nancy: That nice John Johnson asked me out for a date.  I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer. 

Amy: Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment  punctually at 1900hrs, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine  suit and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs and what’s there but a luxury car… a  limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out  for dinner… a marvelous dinner… lobster, champagne,  dessert and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Nancy, I enjoyed it so much!  

So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!  

Nancy: Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I  shouldn’t go out with him? 

Amy: No, no, no…I’m just saying, do not wear an expensive new dress!

My father would have turned 98 yesterday. Some humour helps when one has responsibilities to 4 kids, 1 concerned son-in-law, a senior with an injured foot, 1 senior dog, cooking & cleaning up etc…