18 Nov 2011 – Catching up with reading and sleeping…

Pix is from my ideal holiday cottage, Sep 2010 in Hemingford Abbots/Cambridgeshire, UK where the pop there is 600 as compared to where it is app 5mil here! Trying to fight an awful cough which sounds like I am on my death bed but waking me in my sleep 🙁

                         Never Argue with aWoman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book,
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’)
‘Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. 

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her. 
‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.’
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,’ says the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the Game Warden.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment..
For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

Never argue with a woman who reads.
It’s likely she can also think.

Have a blissful weekend!